It seemed inevitable that attention-seeking, crypto-shilling leaker Cyberleek wouldn’t be able to stay out of the limelight for long, after absconding with a sizeable chunk of change. But his return is entirely unlike previous minute-long clips; this is a 25-minute video of the game, packed with story spoilers and and Jason in the buff. To answer the question that arose around the internet yesterday, yes, you can play this game fully nude, cutscenes and all.
Rockstar may well have thought it was in the clear after Cyberleek went away just ahead of the big Netflix reveal, but this latest hefty portion of footage is going to make the developer extraordinarily angry. Previously the leaker had rather studiously avoided spoiler footage, barely featuring anything including storyline, and even then Rockstar was het up about this aspect. This time you have to assume the company will be incandescent.
The leak has only just appeared at the time of writing, with the video uploaded to a very overloaded file service, but given it can be downloaded in full, it will soon be popping up absolutely everywhere. If you don’t want to know anything that happens, maybe switch off your internet today. Read on for some light details.
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The video begins with a cutscene featuring both Jason and Lucia visiting a trailer-based store, changing clothes, and then taking part in a dirt bike race as part of a scripted mission. It then awkwardly cuts to show Cyberleek’s tedious attempt to shill his crypto coin once more, before cutting to a naked Jason sat on his motorbike.
He then gets off, wanders around on a bridge, and then seemingly conjures a tank out of the air, floating above a waterfall. He shoots it, it falls the rocks, and then he clambers over it with his penis flapping merrily.
Another crummy edit takes us to a spoof ad for a care, and then another to a red-haired Jason, still in the nude, chatting with a guy at a beach-side coffee store. The cutscene plays out with a tattooed Jason, completely naked, talking to another character about car racing. It’s all very incongruous and mildly amusing, and I’m pleased to report Jason has nothing to be ashamed of.
We then see footage of Jason tuning a car engine in what looks like quite a complicated setup, before a first-person driving view as Jason learns to drive with nitrous.
This is a developing story.
